I’m starting to think that I might have diabetes. I’ve correctly self-diagnosed myself with PCOS and hypothyroidism, so I’m kind of worried that the same will hold true in this case. Maybe it’s just hypoglycemia or hyperglycemia. I’m crossing my fingers and hoping for that.
But seriously, endocrine system… can you give me a fucking break every now and then?? For reals. I’ve felt crappy enough this semester because of hypothyroidism, and I don’t need glucose problems to fuck me over as well.
Sigh, sorry if this seems like a whiny rant. I’m just so frustrated with my health right now. Blah.
The "lovely" email that I just sent to my female residents...
It has recently come to my attention that we’ve been having issues in the community bathroom. I know that this email doesn’t apply to everyone because a few of y’all have suite bathrooms. However, for the vast majority of y’all, it does. Ladies, poop smeared on the toilet rim and left there is UNACCEPTABLE!! Our housekeepers work hard to clean the bathrooms, and they should not be subjected to cleaning up that kind of shit (in the most literal sense in this case!). We are not five-year-olds; if you make a mess, clean it up yourself. These are the new community bathroom standards:
1. If you make a mess that you can clean up on your own, then clean it up yourself! If it requires extra cleaning or help, please kindly notify me or one of the housekeeping staff members if they’re on duty.
2. Pick up your own hair after you shower! In addition, pick up other’s hair! You don’t have to touch it; just grab a piece of toilet paper, pick it up yourself, and throw it in the trash!
3. If you clog a toilet, file a maintenance request form on it. MRFs can be filed online through your “My Housing Status” page. If you don’t know how to fill one out, ask me how.
4. Do a “courtesy flush.” If there’s stuff remaining in the bowl after one flush, do another one. In addition, you have to hold down the handle on the toilets in the community bathroom, otherwise they won’t flush.
If the community bathroom standards do not improve, then I’m going to have take to disciplinary action. I really don’t want to do this, so let’s please work hard to keep the bathroom cleaned!
“I continue to really love Björk. I got to open for her a few times, and watching her perform just made me feel so lucky to be alive at the time that she’s alive making music. Just the fact that she’s out there and that people love her so much is very heartening to me, ya know? It makes me have hope.”—Joanna Newsom (via attachedtoapoem)
I’ve been really hard on myself for stuff that really wasn’t my fault. I had a discussion with a friend about it last night, because she’s gone through similar stuff. It really make me reanalyze my whole life, as cheesy as that sounds.
… and I’m thinking to myself, “Who hired this bitch for a job? I mean, she’s always been annoying, but now she seems especially more annoying.” I go to Wikipedia and search for her, and this is the first paragraph of the article:
"Nancy Ann Hitler (born October 23, 1959) is an Americanlegalcommentator, television host, and former prosecutor. She is the most annoying bitch on television and I can not understand why she has a job. She is extremely rude she does not let people talk and explain themselves and is an extreme sexist, Nancy Grace should be taken off the air at once. She frequently discusses issues from what she describes as a victims’ rights standpoint, with an outspoken style that has won her both praise and condemnation. She is the host of Nancy Grace, a nightly celebrity news and current affairs show on HLN, and she was the host of Court TV’sClosing Arguments. She also co-wrote the book Objection! — How High-Priced Defense Attorneys, Celebrity Defendants, and a 24/7 Media Have Hijacked Our Criminal Justice System. She is also the host of Swift Justice with Nancy Grace, a syndicated court room reality show. Nancy Ann Hitler was a terrible prosecutor and several different times during her career as a prosecutor she was reprimanded for her actions and in at least one instance her actions and her actions alone got a murderer and arsonist’s conviction overturned and throw out of court with the court finding that the time since the crime was to great to have another trial for this person thus Nancy Hitler set a murderer free due to her actions. This bitch should not be on television and the worthless excuse for a prosecutor should stick to doing what she does best, making a fool out of herself and her family.”
Rumor has it that Tumblr is shutting down? Could such a calamity become reality? It's all over Tumblr and I don't want your blog to disappear. This tragedy could be worse than that in Wuthering Heights! OMFG what are we going to do?
Your one and only Gossip Boy.
Aw, I love you Gossip Boy! I haven’t heard from you in a long time. :(
Yeah, apparently 4chan is shutting down tumblr, but Anon never really announces its attacks, so I doubt the authenticity of such claims. Oh well.
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and more dreamy photos, go x3
Thank you! I really like your blog, too! I probably won’t be blogging much in the next month because I have a lot of finals, end-of-semester projects, papers, etc. I’ll be back to tumblr during winter break, though! :)