Just peed my pants after falling down a flight of stairs.
Good to know I have the bladder of either a toddler or an 82 year-old woman.
It’s almost 2:00 AM and Mom still isn’t back from drinking and clubbing with friends.
I’M GOING TO HAVE A TALK WITH YOU YOUNG LADY
elvis-shrugged replied to your post: Told my parents that I was going to go work out at…
I want to go to there~
I just burned myself while trying to shove steaming hot pizza fresh out of the oven into my piehole.
I’M JUST A GIRL HAVING A WILD AND CRAZZZZZZYYYYYY FRIDAY NIGHT!!!!!!
Started drinking to dull the pain of cleaning.
But now I’m just drunk.
And I haven’t picked up anything in my room.
YOLO
